and on the 8th day God created Dean Winchester and from the back of the room a deep voice shouted DIBS
Look at that line of angels. Can you imagine God trying to get them in a line?
“Lucifer I understand you have 6 wings you can stop hitting your brother Micheal with them”
“Annael, Castiel already claimed Dean Winchester”
“Gabriel stop throwing fledglings from the mountains, they’re too young”